How are you?
Real good, just chillin at work waiting for the next parent to call Kink pissed because their son cased a curb and got a flat.
What’s new in your life?
Not much, I keep things pretty uneventful when home. We started digging a new trails spot, which could be sweet if it doesn’t get shut down and the damn spring snow stops.
Where are you right now?
I’m sitting at Kink at my desk listening to Danny Dumbass feed Chris R. loads of shit on top of shit… Always makes me smile.
What does your average daily routine consist of these days?
Wake up at the ass crack of 10am, get some coffee and food, get to work at the ass crack of noon and take care of warranty stuff, annoy Matt… get out of work and go to X Dreams or ride here since it’s still winter in April. After that sometimes me and Jay try to play some creamy jams on the guitar.
Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I refuse to go to the movies anymore, shits too expensive and the movies suck! I did watch My Name is Bruce and Man with the Screaming Brain recently. Bruce Campbell rules.
What does your last text message say?
“You ordered some product a little while ago. Did you receive it? – Povah, ”Yes I did… shits sweet!”
Is their one question people never ask you but you always wish they did?
Just about how often do you shit your pants?… OH! Well thanks for asking… just about every hour or so.
Tell us something people might not know about you?
I got a huge brown birth mark on my ass cheek… it bums me out because I can’t moon people since the freaking jokes on me.
What does 2009 have in store for you?
I’m gonna start taking Gas X, Extends, and my vitamin’s daily so I can win a couple Dew Tour stops and the overall. Film the most ground breaking, breath taking video part ever… and have it come out on the internet. You know… just like win everything.
Any plans for tonight?
Win the session tonight at X Dreams, win the guitar session too, win some busted nuts with Pornhub to cap it off!
